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Facebook Halloween Statuses , Quotes , Wishes 2018

Facebook Halloween Statuses

I need to stop lying to myself… This bag of Reese cups will never make it to Halloween.-halloween fb status

When you buy Halloween candy to hand out as an adult, it’s like you are paying for all the free candy you got when you were a kid.-halloween facebook post

Facebook Halloween Statuses

May this be the scariest night of your life. Have a Happy Halloween!-happy halloween qoutes

Brace Yourself! Annoying Halloween statuses are coming!-halloween statuses for facebook

Halloween is a Magical Night of Make-Believe… Have a Happy Halloween!-cute halloween sayings

Facebook Halloween Statuses

Halloween is a LIFESTYLE not a Holiday!-cute halloween quotes

If I pay $40 to enter a haunted house, I better die!-halloween tweets

Happy Halloween… may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong!-happy halloween quotes funny

Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.-halloween posts for facebook

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Halloween: The one time of year your parents allow you to go out in the dark of night, dressed like a weirdo, and receive candy from strangers.-best halloween quotes for facebook

Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger’s property and make a non-negotiable demand.-halloween comments facebook

Why can’t Ghosts have babies? Cuz’ they have Hollow weenies -halloween phrases funny

I don’t know what’s scarier. Houses with Halloween decorations or houses that still have up Christmas decorations from last year.-funny halloween quotes saying

Facebook Halloween Statuses

Not saying I’d rather eat a bowl of thumb tacks than a bowl of candy corn just saying it’d be a difficult choice. Happy Halloween!-happy halloween funny quotes for Halloween

Decades have gone by and STILL my parents have not given back the Halloween candy they took from me “for safe keeping”.-halloween funny sayings

Dear Government: Please make the day after Halloween a National Holiday. Sincerely, Adults with Children and/or Hangovers-post halloween day quotes

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If you really want to scare everyone this    Halloween, dress up as intimacy.-hilarious halloween quotes and phrases halloween

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. Happy Halloween!-happy halloween quote

I may just show up to work well rested with a positive attitude and call it my Halloween costume.-clever halloween saying

Couples Halloween costumes always end up looking    like one person went along with it to save the relationship.-funny halloween quote

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