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Funny Halloween Poems

 

“La Belle Dame Sans Merci”
John Keats

Has this man abducted by a fairy-lover, or did he actually abduct her? What kind of kinky stuff is happening between them, and why is there a parade of ghostly kings? This is Keats at his wildest and creepiest.

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O what can ail thee, knight-at-arms,
Alone and palely loitering?
The sedge has withered from the lake,
And no birds sing.

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O what can ail thee, knight-at-arms,
So haggard and so woe-begone?
The squirrel’s granary is full,
And the harvest’s done.

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I see a lily on thy brow,
With anguish moist and fever-dew,
And on thy cheeks a fading rose
Fast withereth too.

I met a lady in the meads,
Full beautiful—a faery’s child,
Her hair was long, her foot was light,
And her eyes were wild.

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I made a garland for her head,
And bracelets too, and fragrant zone;
She looked at me as she did love,
And made sweet moan

I set her on my pacing steed,
And nothing else saw all day long,
For sidelong would she bend, and sing
A faery’s song.

She found me roots of relish sweet,
And honey wild, and manna-dew,
And sure in language strange she said—
‘I love thee true’.

She took me to her Elfin grot,
And there she wept and sighed full sore,
And there I shut her wild wild eyes
With kisses four.

And there she lullèd me asleep,
And there I dreamed—Ah! woe betide!—
The latest dream I ever dreamt
On the cold hill side.

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I saw pale kings and princes too,
Pale warriors, death-pale were they all;
They cried—‘La Belle Dame sans Merci
Hath thee in thrall!’

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I saw their starved lips in the gloam,
With horrid warning gapèd wide,
And I awoke and found me here,
On the cold hill’s side.

And this is why I sojourn here,
Alone and palely loitering,
Though the sedge is withered from the lake,
And no birds sing.

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Best Funny Halloween Poems For Kids

Funny Halloween Poems

This webpage of halloween poems for kids contains a collection of short but hilarious verses written by children’s writer Paul Perro in 2009

here you’ll locate rhymes approximately vampires, werewolves, witches, ghosts, and activities with Halloween.

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The poems aren’t scary. Spooky?     nicely…a bit possibly, but humorous and child-friendly too – best for use as a bedtime tale, or for analyzing out in magnificence. Your kids will love these halloween poems, and so will you.

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FUNNY HALLOWEEN POEMS FOR KIDS

 

Halloween is a fun night
With lots of strange creatures to see.
There are black cats,
And giant bats,
Let’s meet some more, shall we?

 

funny halloween poems

 

Vampire
Vampires have pale white skin
They just come out at night.
Give one half a chance and he
Will give your neck a bite.

Witch
A witch flies past on her broomstick,
Over the roof of your house.
It would be better
Not to upset her,
She’d turn you into a mouse.

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Skeleton
Skeletons walk about the town.
They have no skin, just bone.
Sometimes for fun they play their ribs
Just like a xylophone

Ghost
I am a spooky ghost
Being scary’s what I do.
I like to sneak behind people
And whisper softly “Wooooo!”

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Mummy
I come from ancient Egypt
They call me the mummy.
Bandages     cover my arms, my legs,
My head, my chest, my tummy.

 

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Grim Reaper
The grim reaper looks very scary,
But it’s not really what he intends.
With his scythe and his hood,
He is misunderstood,
He really just wants to be friends.

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Werewolf
The sun is going down,
It will be night time soon.
The werewolf will be coming out
And howling at the moon.

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Demon
With its scary horns & giant wings
Everyone’s scared of the demon.
All he has to do is smile,
And people run off screamin’.

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The Headless Horseman
I am the headless horseman,
Has anyone seen my head?
Oh never mind, there’s a pumpkin,
That’ll do instead!

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