halloween one liners
1)Q: What are the days of the vampire week?
A:Moonday, Toothday, Veinsday, Thirstday, and Frightday.
2)Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fast food?
A: A guy with very high blood pressure
3)Q: What is a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation?
A: A blood vessel
4)Q: Why are vampires stupid?
A: Because they are all suckers.
5)Q: Why are vampire jokes bad?
A: Because they are a pain in the neck
6)Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
7)Q: What type of pet dog do vampire’s like the best?
8)Q: What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A: A stake sandwich
9)Q: Where does a vampire have lunch?
A: At the casketaria
Halloween One Liners
10)Q: What surgery does a vampire doctor perform?
A: Fly by night operations
11)Q: Why did the dyslexic vampire starve to death?
A:He couldn’t find any doolb.
12)Q: Did you hear about the unsuccessful vampire hunter?
A: He tried to kill a vampire by driving a pork chop through
its heart because steaks were too expensive.
13)Q: Why do vampires need mouthwash?
A: They have bat breath
14)Q: What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
15)Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a werewolf?
A:A fur coat that fangs around your neck…
16)Q: What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
17)Q: What is Transylvania?
18)Q:Where does a vampire water ski?
A: On Lake Erie.
19)Q: Why was the Baby vampire scared to go to the bathroom?
A: Because he was scared of the light.
20)Q: Where do vampires store their money?
A: In a blood bank.
21)Q: What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay.
Halloween One Liners I accrued these up for my granddaughters, but I thought I proportion them here with you all…