Halloween jokes for adults

Halloween Jokes for Adults…Halloween is a great celebration night for the kids, but there’s no reason that they have to be the only ones to have fun.

With that in mind, here is a collection of funny Halloween jokes for adults to make your Halloween night one filled with laughter.

Enjoy these Halloween jokes..

 

I threw a boomerang at a ghost the other day.

I knew it would come back to haunt me.


I got so fed up with trick or treaters at Halloween that in the end I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn’t in.

Forget the ships. My lighthouse, my rules…


I’m not saying my wife is ugly…

but on Halloween she went to tell the neighbors to turn their TV down and they gave her some candy.


A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, “Trick or treat?”

I looked at him and asked, “What have you come as?”

He said, “A werewolf.”

I said, “But you’re not wearing a costume. You’ve just got your normal clothes on.”

He said, “Yeah well, it’s not a full moon yet, is it?”


A nun gets into a cab and notices that the driver can’t stop staring at her. So she asks him why is he staring and he answers, “I have a question I need to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.”

The nun replies, “My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you have had a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

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